Programming Jokes

Programming Jokes: Many of the people think that life of a Programmer is very easy and full of comfort.

As whole day, they just have to sit in front of the computer and move their fingers on the keyboard.

However, Programming is definitely not an easy job. To be a Programmer, you need a lots of patience, dedication and hard work.

Sometimes to solve just a small problem, it takes a lots of brainstorming and can take hours or even month to solve a problem.

As there is a famous Programming Quote, “Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”

However, the important thing is that Programmer must enjoy their Programming Journey.

So, to make your Programming Journey funny and amusing. Here are some of the funniest and humorous Programming Jokes for you, which you can share with your fellow programmer as well.

Here are Top 20 Funniest Programming Jokes for all the coder to make their Programming Life much amusing:

1. Only for Linux Lovers

Me: Will you be my Valentine?
Girl: No way
Me: sudo will you be my Valentine?
Girl: Yes..yes..yes! Let’s go!

Programming Jokes Sudo Linux Lover

2. GitHub vs Google Drive vs Code Snippet vs Code Audiobook

Coding Memes GitHub Code

3. New Framework for JavaScript Developer​

Programming Jokes JavaScript Jokes

4. Girlfriend vs Compiler​

Coding Memes Girlfriend vs Compiler

5. How do Programmer enjoy their Life?​

Girl: Do you drink?
Programmer: No.
Girl: Have Girlfriend?
Programmer: No.
Girl: Then how do you enjoy life?
Programmer: I am Programmer

Programming Jokes I am Programmer

6. Programmer’s Life​

A Programmer was walking out of door for work, his wife said “while you’re out, buy some milk” and he never came home.

Coding Memes Programmer Husband

7. How to buy Core i9 Processor Online​

Programming Life Graphic Card

8. Dark Pheonix​

Coding Life Dark Theme IDE

9. World Strongest Man Contest​

Programming Life Strongest Programmer

10. What is your Address?​

Boss: What is your address?
Me: 173.168.15.10

Boss: No, your local address
Me: 127.0.01

Boss: I mean your physical address
Me: 29:01:38:62:31:58

Coding Life IP Address

11. Life of a Programmer​

Programmers Life Programming Jokes

12. Web Developer With vs Without Job​

Web Developer Coding Memes

13. I need money for RTX2080 Ti​

Graphic Card Beggar Programming Jokes

14. Choose Your Weapon​

Programming Languages as Weapons

15. VPN Transformation​

Coding Memes on VPN

16. Why Programmers don’t have Girlfriend​

GF: All you ever talk about is Programming Jokes! I am sick of it! It’s me or your Programming Jokes!
Me: You meant to say it’s you XOR my Programming Jokes.
GF: I am leaving you.

Programmers Girlfriend Coding Memes

17. Features of Programming Languages​

Programming Languages Sculpture

18. Programmers Life​

Friends: “What are you doing tonight? We’re all going clubbing”
Me: “Building another stream of income”

Programmers Life

19. Smell of New Book vs Petrol vs Programming​

Code Editor Coding Memes

20. Life of a Self Taught Programmer​

Self Taught Programmer Jokes

These are some of the best Programming Jokes out there on the web. Don’t forget to share it with your Programming Fellow.

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